Saturday, March 18, 2006

My Sausage Ran Away

I was going to cook some good sausage to eat. But then it turned alive and ran out of the oven!

Then it grew 2 feet, 2 arms, 2 hands, and 1 mouth and 2 eyes and 1 nose! I couldn't believe my eyes!

Then my sausage said, "I don't want to be eaten for the rest of my life!"

And then the boy tried to get the sausage but it slipped out of the boys hand and hit the other house. Then the sausage got knocked out. Then he was looking for something, but he didn't know what. Then he saw a dog. Then the sausage jumped on the dog and got 2 whiskers on the dog and pulled the whiskers and the dog howled then the dog started running like a horse.

Then the sausage saw what he was looking for. A steamer! Then he went on the steamer and stayed there for a little while. And then he stayed there for too long and got burnt. The sausage said "Ouch!"

Then someone saw the sausage and said "OOhhh," cause they thought the sausage was a hot dog. Then the man got a bun and put the sausage on the bun. Then the man put on ketchup and ate the sausage. The sausage got a lighter and got a little thing on fire and he was looking around in the guys stomach, and he saw a chicken bone. Then the sausage got the chicken bone and went up to the guys mouth and kept poking the guys mouth with the chicken bone which tickled him. Then he kept coughing and coughing and the sausage flew out to another house and got smashed. Then no one heard about the live sausage again.

Then one person heard something and it sounded like squish squash. The guy went closer up to it and it was a sausage! The sausage was walking all over the place. Then the guy screamed like a woman and then he fainted.

Then the sausage looked at this glowing thing and it was sort of like a glowing rock but he didn't know what it was so he ate it. Then the sausage blew up. And that time he was never heard of again.

THE END

My Lizard Ran Away

"My lizard ran away"

A story by Elias

I had a lizard and his name was Bartholemew. And he was a green anole. And once I was cleaning his cage and he jumped on the side of the cage and ran out.

Then when I was done I realized that he was gone!

I saw him on the tree, but then I tried to get him but it was too far away. Then he ran away. Then when he walks through the back yard he sees 2 dogs. And their names was George and Anthony. They spoke to the lizard and said "What are you doing back here?". The lizard said "I ran away from home. " "Then why are you back here, run away back home" said the dogs. "Because I really don't want to go back to my home cause he always needs to clean my cage" said the lizard.

"I'm going on a adventure, would you like to come with me?" said the lizard.
"Why not?" said George and Anthony.

"Where are we going?" said Anthony.
"I don't know" said the lizard.
"Maybe we will go in outer space!" said George.
"We'll never be able to do that" said Anthony.

They started walking. Then George saw a bear and then Anthony barked at the bear and he bit the bear on the hand. The bear ran away. Then they found a map. Then George said, "hey look, maybe this may be a treasure map!"
Anthony said "Thats impossible to be a treasure map."
"Oh yes it is!" said George.
"Allright, " said the lizard. "Lets go find that treasure"

Then they find this old looking boat. And then this one man went up to it and he started to fix it. "I wonder if anyone will buy this boat?" said the man. Then George said "We'll buy it, we'll buy it!"

But the man didn't hear him, because the man didn't understand George because he was barking. The man said "What are you doing here 2 dogs and a tiny lizard?"

Then the 2 dogs and the lizard just jumped on the boat and sailed away.
Then the man said "Come back here with my boat!!"
Then the man got a motor boat and the motor boat was a boat that was a balloon with a motor on it. And then the man got closer up to the 2 dogs and the 1 tiny lizard.

Then Anthony bit the mans boat and the boat was flying all over the place and the man was still on the boat. And then the man flew off the boat and went in the water.

Then the dogs sailed away then they found this small tiny island. There was a huge X on the small tiny island. Anthony said, "Its the treasure, you were right George!"
"Huh?" said George? "I am pretty smart, am I?"
Then the lizard said "Come on, lets start digging for that treasure", then Anthony hit something hard with his shovel.
Anthony said "its the treasure I think I got it!"
Then the lizard said, "George, Anthony, can you please pick up that treasure?"
The 2 dogs opened up the treasure chest but it was locked! So Anthony took his shovel and kept hitting the lock and then the lock broke! Then Anthony opened up the treasure chest and there were hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars in there!

Then they put the treasure chest on the boat then, when they went back to the sea bay and they saw they guy still in the water saying "Hey get me on that boat!" and then the 2 dogs said "Uh Uh Uh!". Then the guy said, "OOH, is that millions and millions of dollars in there?"

"Yes it is!" said the lizard. Then the lizard got home with a huge thing of treasure. Then the lizard saw the kid sigh, and the lizard punched on his cage and then the kid looked up and saw that the lizard was there and millions of dollars! Then the kid got a bigger cage for his lizard and more food for his lizard also. The lizard was as happy as he could be.

THE END