Elias' Web Site

Elias' Homemade Lightsaber

2008-03-27T16:24:00.002-04:00

I can use the Force!

BallRog

2008-03-20T15:12:00.002-04:00

This is my drawing of BallRog. Isn't it cool?

Peace to Elves

2008-03-20T14:54:00.001-04:00

This is me in my elf costume on Halloween last year.

My favorite Animal

2007-10-11T13:41:00.000-04:00

My favorite animal is the Brittle Star.

Random Stuff

2007-03-30T22:27:00.000-04:00

Here are some of Elias' favorite pictures we found!

Elias' Big Day

2006-10-15T11:56:00.000-04:00

Yesterday was Elias' Big Day! He scored all 4 goals at his soccer game and his team won 4-2. Then we rushed off for celebration pizza and to change into his costume for the Mohnton Halloween Parade! He was a flying monkey from the Wizard of Oz. Here are some pictures!

Anchorman

2006-09-15T07:03:00.000-04:00

Elias got chosen to be a part of his schools morning news show, reading announcements, leading the pledge, etc. Only 4 kids from his class were chosen...go Elias!

Our trip to Valley Forge

2006-09-03T20:58:00.000-04:00

Little Hot Dogs Run Free

2006-09-03T20:32:00.000-04:00

There are 3 little hot dogs. One of them was smart, one of them was stupid and one of them was greedy.

So they all went out to the park. Everyone was screaming for their lives because there were 3 little hot dogs running in the park! But then a dog came by. The smart one thought "How about we climb on his tail and jump on his back!" Then the stupid one said "How about we punch him in the face!" Then the greedy one said "How bout we steal his money!"

Then the smart one climbed on his back, the stupid one punched him in the face, then the greedy one took his collar. But then the dog ran away, but the smart one was still on it! Oh yeah, then the smart one remembered his 2 pals were on the dog too.

Then the dog went way far away, the dog got onto a plane, and he actually went to DC!
But the 3 little hot dogs lived in Alabama. The smart one said "Maybe we should find a mouse hole and go into the mouses' hole". Then the stupid one said "How bout we work in a restaurant?" Then the greedy one said "How bout we take everyones money!"

They all agreed on the smart one. So they all went in a building, everyone was screaming for their life again, then they finally found a mouse hole. Then they went in the mouse hole , found a mountain of food in the mousehole, they took the food. Then they ran out of the building and they were exausted and they ate some food on the mountain.

Then they found an old man running in the mountains. But then the smart one said "How bout we all say hi to that good old man?" And then the stupid one said "Let's just stare at him until he gets exausted". Then the greedy one said "Lets take all his food and scram!".

But then the old man found the hot dogs. But he didn't find his food! Since they all agreed on the greedy one they ate all his food! Then the old man found a hot dog, but that hot dog was the greedy one. So he picked up the hot dog, he put him on his grill, he found a bun in his backpack. Then the hot dog was done cooking and he put some ketchup and mustard on it and started eating the greedy hot dog!

The other 2 hot dogs screamed for their lives and ran out of the mountains as fast as they could. then they got on a plane and went back to Alabama. They were nice and comfy and safe at their own home. And try to guess where their home was?

They lived in a hot dog package.

the end.

Large heads run in our family......

2006-07-15T16:56:00.000-04:00

The World through Elias' Eyes

2006-07-15T16:42:00.000-04:00

Elias and I had a 'lazy day' (Nana would call it a slug day) the other day; it was hot and rainy, and neither of us felt like going anywhere. We stayed in the house all day and this was Elias' fun time with the camera.

Dream

2006-06-30T23:08:00.000-04:00

This is a dream that Elias had sometime in the spring of 2006. He excitedly recited it to me (his father) early one morning as I was getting ready for work....

The Dream

I woke up in my dad's place and my mom and dad were sleeping so I went outside to take a walk. I ran into my cousin Josh and we decided to walk together. We walked and we walked when all of a sudden two giant snakes that had arms and legs jumped out of nowhere.

They were dark green on the top and a light green on the bottom. They grabbed us and put us on top of a dark hill. The sky was dark and the grass was dark. On top of the hill was a cage and in the cage was a beautiful queen. She was dressed all in white and had white hair. She told us that we had to get six keys in order to free her.

The first key was on top of a big wall. The second key I got by climbing up a huge cylinder and then spinning it. The next four keys were inside four locked boxes which also had four keys, and I had to figure out which key opened which box. After we got all the keys, we opened the cage. The white queen thanked us and walked into the distance.

Then me and Josh saw two ugly guys and an ugly polar bear standing at the bottom of the hill. The ugly guys had masks on that were red and had strange markings on them. The masks had mouths, but the guys didn't. The masks also had eye holes, but the ugly guys' eyes were deep inside their heads. They had red hands with long black claws.

The polar bear was white except for some red fur around the eyes. It had no fur around its mouth. The ugly guys and the polar bear ran up the hill and stole the food that me and Josh had with us. We had donut holes and cookies and two cokes and two juice boxes. The ugly guys and the polar bear started eating our food, but then started to spit it out and throw the food back up the hill at us.

Me and Josh then found a bucket of worms and decided to go fishing in the lake. At the lake, the two ugly guys and the polar bear found us and began to eat the worms out of our bucket until there were only three worms left.

Josh used two of the worms and caught two huge fish. I put the last worm on the hook and ended up catching a treasure chest! The treasure chest was filled with gold coins and had two magic medallions in it. One medallion created fire and the other created huge webs. Josh took the fire medallion and I took the spider medallion.

Then two strange men appeared. They sat cross legged and started to levitate. Each man could create four balls that had different powers. The first turned you into a tiny bug if it hit you. The second made you think you were frozen. The third actually froze you. And the fourth made you so stupid that you would die.

They shot a ball at Josh that would freeze him, but Josh picked up a trash can lid and reflected the ball back at the levitating guy and froze him. The other man shot a ball at me that would turn me into a bug, but Josh threw the trash can lid to me and I reflected the ball back at the man and he turned into a bug.

Then the ugly guys and the polar bear showed up again. This time Josh created a huge fire portal in the sky and the ugly guys and the polar bear got sucked up into it. The ugly guys left behind their gold, and the polar bear left behind some fruits and vegetables it had.

Then me and Josh walked to the brown nanna and bappa's house, but their house was filled with these creatures that were all purple except for green veins that moved down their bodies and they could spit acid. Josh made another huge fire ball and I covered it with webs and we shot it through the house and it wiped out all the creatures forever, and it also cleaned everything like the dishes.

Then me and Josh decided to walk home. Josh to his house and me to my house. I got home and walked up the stairs. My mom and dad were still asleep so I went to sleep next to them...This part of the dream makes me happy.

The End

My Sausage Ran Away

2006-03-18T11:06:00.000-05:00

I was going to cook some good sausage to eat. But then it turned alive and ran out of the oven!

Then it grew 2 feet, 2 arms, 2 hands, and 1 mouth and 2 eyes and 1 nose! I couldn't believe my eyes!

Then my sausage said, "I don't want to be eaten for the rest of my life!"

And then the boy tried to get the sausage but it slipped out of the boys hand and hit the other house. Then the sausage got knocked out. Then he was looking for something, but he didn't know what. Then he saw a dog. Then the sausage jumped on the dog and got 2 whiskers on the dog and pulled the whiskers and the dog howled then the dog started running like a horse.

Then the sausage saw what he was looking for. A steamer! Then he went on the steamer and stayed there for a little while. And then he stayed there for too long and got burnt. The sausage said "Ouch!"

Then someone saw the sausage and said "OOhhh," cause they thought the sausage was a hot dog. Then the man got a bun and put the sausage on the bun. Then the man put on ketchup and ate the sausage. The sausage got a lighter and got a little thing on fire and he was looking around in the guys stomach, and he saw a chicken bone. Then the sausage got the chicken bone and went up to the guys mouth and kept poking the guys mouth with the chicken bone which tickled him. Then he kept coughing and coughing and the sausage flew out to another house and got smashed. Then no one heard about the live sausage again.

Then one person heard something and it sounded like squish squash. The guy went closer up to it and it was a sausage! The sausage was walking all over the place. Then the guy screamed like a woman and then he fainted.

Then the sausage looked at this glowing thing and it was sort of like a glowing rock but he didn't know what it was so he ate it. Then the sausage blew up. And that time he was never heard of again.

THE END

My Lizard Ran Away

2006-03-18T10:42:00.000-05:00

"My lizard ran away"

A story by Elias

I had a lizard and his name was Bartholemew. And he was a green anole. And once I was cleaning his cage and he jumped on the side of the cage and ran out.

Then when I was done I realized that he was gone!

I saw him on the tree, but then I tried to get him but it was too far away. Then he ran away. Then when he walks through the back yard he sees 2 dogs. And their names was George and Anthony. They spoke to the lizard and said "What are you doing back here?". The lizard said "I ran away from home. " "Then why are you back here, run away back home" said the dogs. "Because I really don't want to go back to my home cause he always needs to clean my cage" said the lizard.

"I'm going on a adventure, would you like to come with me?" said the lizard.
"Why not?" said George and Anthony.

"Where are we going?" said Anthony.
"I don't know" said the lizard.
"Maybe we will go in outer space!" said George.
"We'll never be able to do that" said Anthony.

They started walking. Then George saw a bear and then Anthony barked at the bear and he bit the bear on the hand. The bear ran away. Then they found a map. Then George said, "hey look, maybe this may be a treasure map!"
Anthony said "Thats impossible to be a treasure map."
"Oh yes it is!" said George.
"Allright, " said the lizard. "Lets go find that treasure"

Then they find this old looking boat. And then this one man went up to it and he started to fix it. "I wonder if anyone will buy this boat?" said the man. Then George said "We'll buy it, we'll buy it!"

But the man didn't hear him, because the man didn't understand George because he was barking. The man said "What are you doing here 2 dogs and a tiny lizard?"

Then the 2 dogs and the lizard just jumped on the boat and sailed away.
Then the man said "Come back here with my boat!!"
Then the man got a motor boat and the motor boat was a boat that was a balloon with a motor on it. And then the man got closer up to the 2 dogs and the 1 tiny lizard.

Then Anthony bit the mans boat and the boat was flying all over the place and the man was still on the boat. And then the man flew off the boat and went in the water.

Then the dogs sailed away then they found this small tiny island. There was a huge X on the small tiny island. Anthony said, "Its the treasure, you were right George!"
"Huh?" said George? "I am pretty smart, am I?"
Then the lizard said "Come on, lets start digging for that treasure", then Anthony hit something hard with his shovel.
Anthony said "its the treasure I think I got it!"
Then the lizard said, "George, Anthony, can you please pick up that treasure?"
The 2 dogs opened up the treasure chest but it was locked! So Anthony took his shovel and kept hitting the lock and then the lock broke! Then Anthony opened up the treasure chest and there were hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars in there!

Then they put the treasure chest on the boat then, when they went back to the sea bay and they saw they guy still in the water saying "Hey get me on that boat!" and then the 2 dogs said "Uh Uh Uh!". Then the guy said, "OOH, is that millions and millions of dollars in there?"

"Yes it is!" said the lizard. Then the lizard got home with a huge thing of treasure. Then the lizard saw the kid sigh, and the lizard punched on his cage and then the kid looked up and saw that the lizard was there and millions of dollars! Then the kid got a bigger cage for his lizard and more food for his lizard also. The lizard was as happy as he could be.

THE END

Jig goes to the store

2005-10-05T19:36:00.000-04:00

Here is a story by Elias, typed verbatim by Mom.

Once there was a story of a little boy named Jig. Who lived in a farm far far away high in the mountains far far away again. He was a curious little boy. He didn't know what to do. So he walked along not knowing anyones name, and one time he saw a car.
And Jig was curious. Jig wanted to know how to drive a car, cause he was curious.
Then he saw a bus. And remember, Jig is a very curious boy. So he went in the bus without no backpack and the bus driver said "Wheres your bookbag son?".

"I just wanted to know what this thing is"

"Well do you even go to school son? How old are you? 5? 6? 7? What school do you go to anyway?"

"What is school, I'm curious" said Jig.

"Would you like to try it?" said the bus driver.

"Maybe. Who is my teacher? What school will you take me to?"

"You curious little Jig you" said the bus driver. "I'll drive you to school and you'll see who your teacher will be"

So he met his class and learned everyones name. He walked up to the teacher and said, "What do I do in school?"

"Have you ever been to school my son?" said the teacher.

"Why no, do you learn? Do you learn to spell names? Do you learn how to do things? What do you do?" said Jig.

"I will show you what school is all about and you will see what you will do"

the end

From Nana

2005-09-15T06:21:00.000-04:00

Hi Elias,

You said you wanted a web site so here it is. Have fun writing your stories. If you want to put your books and comics on your web site, come over to my house and I'll help you scan them.

I Love You!

Nana